comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like
so i looked up clementine and i got this
and at first im like “oh yeah haha right thats like a fruit”
whats that on the far right
so i click it, and
Straight ppl are fuckin wild
rping with ur friends on skype while they got meme for names
Team Fortress 2: Select Your Class
Whenever I see those “birthmarks show where you last died in a previous life” posts I sit there in wonder b/c like…
My birthmark is a bit above my tailbone
Did I die??????
I have a few white spotted ones on my right shin so I’m guessing I got a bunch of shrapnel stuck in it and died on infection?
Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.
A day full of flowers!
perks of a joel heyman:
- he will interrupt you to tell a story
- he will not get to the end of the story
- he may not get to the end of a full sentence
and let’s not forget
- he’ll start a story and then suddenly refuse to finish it
- on an exasperated rant his voice will gradually pitch higher
- Caboose Mode can kick in at any moment